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Last Updated: 24.06.2025 02:55

Another attempt resulted in ...
No go.
Everyone loved it.
Human minds see what we "expect" to see, not what we actually see - Earth.com
Nuts and Butts
Freaks and Cheeks
Then came..
Hackers take aim at Washington Post journalists in an apparent ‘targeted’ cyberattack - CNN
So, the docs changed it to read
share office space ...
Next, they tried...
Are you able to lie, even though you have Aspergers?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Just Forget it!
Minds and Behinds
BYU could make noise at NCAA championship 'if big guns show up' - Deseret News
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
So they tried
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Ukraine Says It Attacked Crimean Bridge as Traffic Halted - Bloomberg.com
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Unacceptable again!
No, not a chance
I'm 29. I have wasted 7 years for government exam preparation. What should I do?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Hysterias & Posteriors
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Thumbs down again.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Tesla Moves To Block City Of Austin From Releasing Robotaxi Information - CleanTechnica
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
How do you raise well-behaved children?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Pediatric flu deaths surge in Michigan: 'These are children' - The Detroit News
Loons and Moons
Still no good.
Still no good
They put up a sign reading
No way
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