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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 24.06.2025 02:55

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Another attempt resulted in ...

No go.

Everyone loved it.

Human minds see what we "expect" to see, not what we actually see - Earth.com

Nuts and Butts

Freaks and Cheeks

Then came..

Hackers take aim at Washington Post journalists in an apparent ‘targeted’ cyberattack - CNN

So, the docs changed it to read

share office space ...

Next, they tried...

Are you able to lie, even though you have Aspergers?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Just Forget it!

Minds and Behinds

BYU could make noise at NCAA championship 'if big guns show up' - Deseret News

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

So they tried

Ukraine Says It Attacked Crimean Bridge as Traffic Halted - Bloomberg.com

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Unacceptable again!

No, not a chance

I'm 29. I have wasted 7 years for government exam preparation. What should I do?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Hysterias & Posteriors

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Why do a lot of women have a crush on my boyfriend when they know he is in a relationship with me? I am starting to feel insecure too. What should I do?

Thumbs down again.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Tesla Moves To Block City Of Austin From Releasing Robotaxi Information - CleanTechnica

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

How do you raise well-behaved children?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Pediatric flu deaths surge in Michigan: 'These are children' - The Detroit News

Loons and Moons

Still no good.

Still no good

They put up a sign reading

No way

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